Ok, this my first day on school, and I'm only, well, 115 years old. Everyone seems to look at me, because, err, I always stay in the bathroom. My mother said I will never go out. She's wrong! And this Sunday I'm going to the maul! I'm only praying to my mother don't discovery! Well, changing the subject... I'm really into the gossips, you know... all the confessions on the bathrooms (or in the bathroom's door!), I'll never forget it!