Front Cover[]
Let's pretend I am a joke, you read me, you get the PUNCH-line.
Sep. 7th[]
The birds sing as Harper Quinn awakes from her slumbers, completely perfect with no one to bother her. She looks wonderful, not a hair out of place.
Yeah, right. Awakened by the sounds of siblings fighting, parents stopping said fights, and no birds. Maybe snapping hyenas, not really a difference. (Yes, there is)
My hair was horrid. Nuff said. Good morning. Wish me luck on the first day of SCHOOL! I hope. Meh.
~Harper
Sep. 9th[]
I AM BURDENED WITH NOT SO GLORIOUS SIBLINGS.
I'm number... 11, I think?
Well... I think. I just know I have lots of siblings.
Hailey
Jessica
Jasmin (she hit me with a hammer, that still hurts)
Spade and Clover (TWINS...lovely.)
Hershall
Jane
Jessy
Hannah
Holly
Jennette
and
Elise.
Elise is adopted. So is:
... No one else. And so, here we are. Stuck with all these people.
~Harper
Sept. 13th[]
Ahh pranks. How I love thee. I did put a pie in someone's locker today, I'm so proud. *tears up* It was just a random locker, locker 221B. Poor little guy don't know what's comin' to them.
This is where we would cue an evil laugh, dears.
~Harper
Sept. 23rd[]
UGGH! Today was WONDEROUS! Little Damian Wayne thinking he can beat up poor, little ol' me. Well...history lesson. Gather round, children.
My parents (crazies) always had an enemy in the parents of dear Damian. Well, also... my sister Hailey has found herself in love with the Damian mentioned before.
I just hope she catches herself in her terrible act soon.
~Harper