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OPEN IT AND I WILL KNOCK YOU OUT UNTIL THE WORLD ENDS!!!

JULY 1



ANOTHER WONDERING WHY SUMMER GOES BY FASTER THAN SCHOOL DOES WHILE DEUCE CAN’T WAIT 4 SCHOOL 2 START WHATTA NERD.



JULY 15



DUMB RAIN WRECKING MY PLANS 2 PICK-UP A GAME OF CASKETBALL. INSTEAD DEUCE AND I SAT ON THE PORCH TURNING FLIES INTO STONE MOM WAS YELLING “ DEUCE AND DOZER STOP TURNING THOSE FLIES INTO STONE THEY’RE PUTTING DENTS ON THE ROOF!!!” COME ON RAIN HURRY UP AND STOP!



JULY 16



DEUCE COOKS BETTER THAN MOM SO ANYWAY DEUCE WAS TRYING 2 MAKE THIS GHOULASH RECIPE HE FOUND BUT MOM SAID “ IT’S NOT A PROPER MEAL 4 A GROWING BOY.” MOM ACTS LIKE WE’RE 3 YEARS OLD OR SOMETHING.



JULY 18



DEUCE AND I WENT 2 THE PARK TO FIND A PICK-UP GAME OF CASKETBALL. THE ONLY PERSON THAT WAS THERE WAS A LAME NORMIE KID. I WAS ‘BOUT 2 STONE HIM. BUT THEN HE ASKED “DO U GUYS WANT 2 PLAY ALITTLE 2 ON 1 GAME?” SO ANYWAY HE CROSSED US OVER A COUPLE OF TIMES. DEUCE AND I STARTED PLAYING REALLY HARD WHEN DEUCE’S GLASSES GOT KNOCKED OFF. NORMIE TOOK OFF HIS GLASSES AND GAVE HIS 2 DEUCE. THEN HE TOLD US HIS NAME WAS JACKSON JEKYLL WHATTA LAME NAME. HE WANTS A REMATCH DEUCE SAID “ ANYTIME…ANYPLACE.” COOL DUDE 4 A NORMIE.



AUGUST 18



DEUCE’S RAT ATE MOM’S CHEESE MY LIGER TORE UP THE COUCH SO WE HAD 2 KEEP THOSE 2 OUT OF SIGHT 4 THE REST OF THE DAY.



AUGUST 19



MOM DROPPED SOME CASH ON ME AND DEUCE 4 SCHOOL SHOOT DOES MOM REALLY THINK I’M GOING TO SHOP 4 SCHOOL. DEUCE WILL BUT NOT ME I’M LOOKING 4 SOME NEW SHADES. DEUCE WAS LOOKING THIS COOKBOOK THEN CLAWDEEN MADE A JOKE DEUCE WAS ‘BOUT 2 STONE HER BUT THEN CLAWD CAME BY. DEUCE SAID THAT HE’S NOT AFRAID OF CLAWD BUT I KNOW THAT’S A LIE.



AUGUST 25



TRYING 2 TALK MOM INTO GETTING MY DRIVER’S LICENSE BUT THEN HER SNAKES GOT ALL HISSY AND STARTED TALKIN ‘BOUT BACK IN HER TIME WHEN THEY DIDN’T HAVE CARS AND SKATEBOARDS. BUT I’M WAY 2 AWESOME 2 GO 2 SCHOOL ON SCHOOL’S HEARSE.



SEPTEMBER 1



GOT MY LETTER 4 SCHOOL SAYING THAT I NEED 2 WEAR MY SHADES WHEN ON CAMPUS. WHATEVER WHY DOES THE SUMMER PASS BY FASTER THAN SCHOOL DOES?!

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